Making big rocks into little rocks

We received a call from the Alcohol Beverage Control board.
As you may have read here earlier, we recently traveled to Napa, California. Janet did a story for the newspaper and in it she admitted to having transported alcoholic beverages from California to Arkansas. This of course, is illegal. I am sure people do this all the time, but admitting to it in print alerted our government officials. I am sure are only trying to help us and protect us from out of state evils.
It looks like I may have the bed to myself for a while